Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn’t notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying … Continue reading
Category Archives: Lighter Side of Law
Judge’s replyLAWYER JOKE #8
Prisoner: “All I want is justice!” Judge: “I’d like to help you, but all I can give you is ten years.”
Watch out for runaway motor homes!
Stella Award winner, Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 … Continue reading
Oldest Profession
LAWYER JOKE #7
A physician, an engineer, and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon said, “Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession.” The engineer replied, “But before … Continue reading
Lawyers and Rats
LAWYER JOKE #6
“The National Institutes of Health announced it will no longer use rats for medical experimentation. In their place, the NIH will use lawyers. The NIH gave three reasons for this decision: 1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats. … Continue reading