A plane full of New York lawyers was heading for their annual Las Vegas Convention when it was hijacked. The plane was forced to land at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, and the hijackers radioed to ground control with a huge list … Continue reading →

“You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.   “And you’re a liar!” bellowed the opposition.   Banging the gavel loudly, the judge said, “Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let’s get on with … Continue reading →

A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and is surprised by the turnout for this one man.  He turns to the people around him.  “Why are you all at this man’s funeral?” A man turns toward him and says, “We’re … Continue reading →

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery going back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same … Continue reading →