LAWYER JOKE #7<\/div>"},"content":{"rendered":"
A physician, an engineer, and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.<\/p>\n
The surgeon said, “Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession.”<\/p>\n
The engineer replied, “But before that, god created the heavens and the earth from chaos, in less than a week. You have to admit that was a remarkable feat of engineering, and that makes engineering an older profession than medicine.”<\/p>\n
The lawyer smirked and asked, “And who do you think created the chaos?”<\/p>\n
THE WORLD\u2019S FUNNIEST LAWYER JOKES, Steven D. Price (2011)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A physician, an engineer, and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon said, “Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession.” The engineer replied, “But before … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}