LAWYER JOKE #6<\/div>"},"content":{"rendered":"
“The National Institutes of Health announced it will no longer use rats for medical experimentation. \u00a0In\u00a0their place, the NIH will use lawyers.
\nThe NIH gave three reasons for this decision:
\n1. \u00a0There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
\n2. \u00a0The medical researchers don’t become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.
\n3. \u00a0No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won’t do.”
\n<\/em><\/p>\nTHE WORLD\u2019S FUNNIEST LAWYER JOKES, Steven D. Price (2011)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“The National Institutes of Health announced it will no longer use rats for medical experimentation. \u00a0In\u00a0their place, the NIH will use lawyers. The NIH gave three reasons for this decision: 1. \u00a0There are now more attorneys than there are rats. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}