LAWYER JOKE #4<\/div>"},"content":{"rendered":"
A plane full of New York lawyers was heading for their annual Las Vegas Convention when it was hijacked. The plane was forced to land at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, and the hijackers radioed to ground control with a huge list of demands.<\/em><\/p>\nWhen asked what would happen if their demands weren’t met the hijacker spokesman stated, “If you don’t do exactly as we say, we will release one lawyer every single hour.”<\/p>\n
THE WORLD\u2019S FUNNIEST LAWYER JOKES, Steven D. Price (2011)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A plane full of New York lawyers was heading for their annual Las Vegas Convention when it was hijacked. The plane was forced to land at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, and the hijackers radioed to ground control with a huge list … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}