{"id":361,"date":"2013-09-04T23:38:47","date_gmt":"2013-09-05T06:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kleinlawcorp.com\/legal-resources\/?p=361"},"modified":"2017-11-03T18:53:51","modified_gmt":"2017-11-04T01:53:51","slug":"the-judge-said-lawyer-joke-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/the-judge-said-lawyer-joke-3\/","title":{"rendered":"The Judge Said &nbsp;<br\/><div class=\"joketitle\">LAWYER JOKE #3<\/div>"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><em>&#8220;You are a cheat!&#8221; shouted the attorney to his opponent.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8220;And you&#8217;re a liar!&#8221; bellowed the opposition.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div><i>Banging the gavel loudly, the judge said, &#8220;Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let&#8217;s get on with the case.&#8221;<\/i><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: 11px; margin-top: 35px; font-style: italic;\">THE WORLD\u2019S FUNNIEST LAWYER JOKES, Steven D. Price (2011)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You are a cheat!&#8221; shouted the attorney to his opponent. \u00a0 &#8220;And you&#8217;re a liar!&#8221; bellowed the opposition. \u00a0 Banging the gavel loudly, the judge said, &#8220;Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let&#8217;s get on with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/the-judge-said-lawyer-joke-3\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}