{"id":359,"date":"2013-08-04T23:37:44","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T06:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kleinlawcorp.com\/legal-resources\/?p=359"},"modified":"2017-11-03T18:54:01","modified_gmt":"2017-11-04T01:54:01","slug":"lawyer-funeral-lawyer-joke-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/lawyer-funeral-lawyer-joke-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Lawyer Funeral  
LAWYER JOKE #2<\/div>"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. \u00a0He turns to the people around him. \u00a0“Why are you all at this man’s funeral?”<\/em><\/p>\n

A man turns toward him and says, “We’re all clients.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“And you all came to pay your respects? \u00a0How touching.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“No, we came to make sure he was dead.”<\/em><\/p>\n

THE WORLD\u2019S FUNNIEST LAWYER JOKES, Steven D. Price (2011)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. \u00a0He turns to the people around him. \u00a0“Why are you all at this man’s funeral?” A man turns toward him and says, “We’re … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lighthouselegalservices.com\/legal-resources\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}