LAWYER JOKE #1<\/div>"},"content":{"rendered":"
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery going back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”<\/p>\n“Of course not, dear,” replied the mother. “Why would you think that?”<\/p>\n
“Because the tombstone back there said, ‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.’ ”
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THE WORLD\u2019S FUNNIEST LAWYER JOKES, Steven D. Price (2011)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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